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Al Gore to Clean Toilets at the White House?

 

Well it looks as if Al Gore is warning all of us about global warming. And it looks as if he is promoting his new movie of the same time? Must be convenient to get free advertising like that. If Al Gore wants to be in the White House and he wants to clean up the globe and all the oceans of the world maybe he needs to start a little smaller.

Maybe he can become the White House janitor in clean all the toilets. We already know he has a security clearance and he has a few Secret Service people who are watching out for him as well. I believe Al Gore could clean up the world but I'd like to see some of his work first, show us these talents and therefore I'd like to see if he can also clean the journals on Capitol Hill and toilets in the White House.

I understand some of his Democratic friends wanted to put more Johns in the White House, but John Edwards and John Kerry were not elected. Perhaps all of them could form the White House janitorial crew and clean all the toilets. John Edwards could file class-action lawsuits with anybody in the White House who left to big of a turd. Of course John Kerry would probably find a lobbyist to do all his dirty work for him.

You know those lobbyist will bend over backward to do just about anything in Washington D.C. including both clean out a little crap and removing other crap, which is in their way. Let us get Al Gore to commit to cleaning up the world one toilet at a time. Consider this in 2006.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
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Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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